deviance, pt. 2

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   The Imaginary Wedding on January 22, 2010 at 12:16 am

   Installation art at the next enormous bridal show? I’m telling you–amazing. If you turn these into a line of stationary or cards (copyright? what?), put me down for a complete set. Meanwhile, so funny!

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   Becca on January 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm

   I die. I just. freaking. DIE.

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   The Thirty-Something Bride on January 24, 2010 at 2:33 am

   Effing brilliant. BRILLIANT.

   Seriously, you need to make these greeting cards. Or something. I don’t know. Just take your wit and get rich quick. You so could.

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   Heather on May 12, 2010 at 11:37 am

   I just found your blog (courtesy of A Los Angeles Love) and have been reading from the beginning. I couldn’t help but comment on this one because it actually made me laugh out loud at work. LOVE IT! I totally think the same thing when I look at wedding magazines. And I have a picture of the dress I chose, worn by a model looking that exact same way, and I kind of hate sending it to people. “Really, it actually looks better when worn by someone to is actually standing normal,” I want to say.

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   Eneya on April 15, 2011 at 5:40 am

   OK, I completely understand them.
   It goes a bit liek this I believe:

   ‘I am in this horrible dress, which is white, which implies I am a virgin. Which is something I so don’t want to remember, because first times are NOT the best thing one should be reminded of, anyway I will never wear the stupid thing again.
   Oh… great, now I remembered my best friend can’t marry her life-long partner. Geez, this feels like such an insult, really. Oh, God, I just want it to be over with”
   *starts sobbing*
   “And someone remove that ******* photographer from here!!!”

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