Dude.

I like you, Offbeat Bride, I really do. But sometimes I feel like, if I see another wedding post title that reads something like “Tammy and Wynette’s Burton-esque Voodoo Pirate Steampunk Neo-Victorian Goth Mustachioed Rockabilly Anime Tetrus Folk Freak Festival!”* I will scream.

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* Yeah, I know, coming on the heels of the “everyone is OK” post? But all this stuff truly is OK. It’s just that sometimes these descriptions get a bit …much. You know? Or am I just going crazy over here?