Wow. So the bridal expo was, surprisingly, not as painful as we’d anticipated. You know what else I hadn’t anticipated? Free food and drinks. One of the first vendors we stumbled across happened to be a bartender....
Read Morebeau: “Did you see that earl warren (showgrounds) has a bridal expo this sunday? Makes me wonder if they have deals and want to vomit at the same time.” me: “Oh jesus, i feel like we should get drunk and...
Read MoreThank you for offering up your facility as a place my beau and I might hold our wedding. It has come to my attention, however, that perhaps your website is not realizing its full potential. As someone who has perused, by my own...
Read MoreIt is hot. It is HOT. I can’t tell how hot it really is in our house because the temperature gauge on the thermostat stops at 90. It is so hot my feet are swollen. So are my hands. I broke a sweat this morning while...
Read MoreWe’re still over a year out from the wedding, and no plans are even in place. Yet sometimes I’ll be scrolling through a blog featuring some happy couple’s big day, and I’ll feel a twinge of sadness. And not because the photos...
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Wow. It has been, like, two weeks since I last blogged. Where was I? I was living life, I suppose....
Read MoreLike many who mostly eschew wedding tradition, I feel uncomfortable referring to the girls in our wedding party as “bridesmaids.” There’s such a servile connotation in that term. They are not going to be meekly following me...
Read MoreNever. Nuh-uh. No way. By no means will I ever ever ever wear a veil. So. Glad we got that sorted out.
Read MoreThe other day someone asked if I’d given any thought to what I want in a dress. I kind of surprised myself by answering no. I’ve seen countless dresses on the blogs I troll, but they all sort of just whiz over my head. Details...
Read MoreOK. Sometimes the internet sucks. More specifically, searching for venues on the internet sucks. First of all, you have your big-hitters. The guys that always come up at the top of the search engines. These sites largely...
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I’ve long been a fan of autumn in general, and it so follows that I’ve long thought autumn would...
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