EIGHT REASONS TO MOVE OUR WEDDING DATE TO NEXT SPRING

  1. We’ll have more time! More time to plan and enjoy the process!
  2. We’ll be able to save more for the wedding.
  3. After a few months without rain, September in Santa Barbara is usually hazy and dry. Also, there’s a higher probability of wildfire. And of fog.
  4. A spring wedding will not interfere with my viewing of season four of Mad Men.
  5. A spring wedding may give me just enough time to thoroughly remove Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” from its number one slot in my mental jukebox, so that when the officiant turns to me and asks whether I will take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband, or whatever, I will not respond with “RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AAH, ROMA-ROMA-MA, GA-GA-OOH-LA-LAA.”
  6. Two words: Beer Festival.* Yeah, we put on a beer festival each autumn, and it never fails to be a crazy busy time.
  7. Spring = fewer European tourists. Sorry, but men shouldn’t wear skinny jeans.
  8. There are a shit-ton of weddings happening inside our circle of friends this autumn, which increases the possibility that some of our favorite people may not be able to make it to ours.

NINE REASONS TO KEEP OUR AUTUMN WEDDING DATE

  1. We’ll have less time. Less time to plan and panic about the process.
  2. We’ll spend less on the wedding.
  3. Spring increases the chance of rain on our wedding day. Also of wildfire. Fire season is year-round, now. That’s what The Governator said, anyway.
  4. A September wedding will not interfere with my viewing of NHL hockey games. How am I supposed to frighten my neighbors by unexpectedly shouting “TAKE A SHOT!” and “FUCK!” at my TV screen if I am too busy getting married?
  5. By spring Lady Gaga will have released a new song that will have permanently, hopelessly, embedded itself in my brain, anyway.**
  6. Two words: rugby season. Likelihood of the beau sporting a shiner on our big day jumps to 60%.
  7. Fall farmers’ market = biggest harvest, better food and flowers.
  8. Absolutely no one else we know is getting married next spring, which increases the possibility that more people will be able to attend ours (a.k.a. longer, more expensive guest list).
  9. Nobody else but me wants to actually move the wedding date.

Guess that solves that one.

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* The beau’s rugby team wouldn’t be real rugby players if they didn’t manage to combine their annual fundraising activity with heavy drinking.

** Title suggestion for first big single of 2011: “Mad Bromance.”