A few months ago an ex-boyfriend contacted me on Facebook.* Yeah. Ex-boyfriend. I did things bass-ackwards when I was younger, just so you know. I spent 85% of college shackled in a long-term relationship, and my mid-twenties...
Read MoreFirst of all, can I just say that last night I combined my two most-thought-about topics of yesterday, weddings and olympics, into one dream. Yes, the Wedlympics. Details are hazy, but I’m assuming it involved races to see...
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Yes, I realize this one rips off directly from the LOLcats macro, which we all know is played out...
Read MoreA couple weeks ago a flyer arrived in the mail from Men’s Wearhouse. Some deal on wedding tuxedo rentals. The punchline? It was addressed to me. “This Valentine’s Day, Men’s Wearhouse cordially invites...
Read MoreI’m tired of the internet. No, scratch that. I’m tired of looking at weddings on the internet. Lately it seems like every “real wedding” post I read kicks off with the same breathlessly gushy introduction...
Read MoreListen. I understand that traditionally, the maid of honor hosts the bridal shower. But all of my brigadiers are broke. They are wrestling with student loans, cuts in pay at work, working extra jobs, car troubles, going back to...
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Yesterday we went to the rental place. You know, to pick out tables and chairs and dishware and...
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Ahh, the elusive three-day weekend. How dost one celebrate thee appropriately? Those in the...
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I dunno. Sometimes I get a little weary of thinking about the wedding in a measured, mature kind...
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How am I to gaze adoringly at myself if there are no mirrors? More: Deviance, pt. 7 | Deviance,...
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Last Friday we had our first tasting with our caterer. Since he knows we are on a budget, he...
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