deviance, pt. 12
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Read MoreSo. I went dress shopping again this weekend. Again for the first time since Christmas, that is. Yay? I didn’t find anything I really liked, but I learned an important lesson: things you like on the hanger you won’t...
Read MoreThis weekend a friend who’s getting married in November told me he hasn’t actually seen the venue yet, even though it’s nearby. In fact, outside of the date he knows absolutely nothing about the wedding. His...
Read MoreSo I’m on the phone with United. Actually, no. I am not so much on the phone with United — as in “an actual representative of United Airlines” — so much as I am engaged in a vicious verbal war with...
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Read More3:13 PM me: so i’m all set to go look at dresses on saturday 3:15 PM slimlove: i think that’s awesome 3:22 PM slimlove: i am excited to hear the results of this me: the results of what? 3:24 PM slimlove: the...
Read MoreLast night the beau and I tallied up all the wedding quotes and estimates and were subsequently rewarded with our first “oh shit” budget moment. We came up with the kind of number that makes you go all BLUH?! and...
Read MoreYou know what? It has come to my attention that living with your beloved is a lot like living with a total stranger. Except sometimes you and the stranger make out. The beau and I are pretty busy people. He travels for work and...
Read MoreYou know what I hate? I hate when I am listening to ridiculous pop hip-hop music, trying to shake it so hard I dislodge my fillings, and then they have to go and break the beat for several measures while the artist — the...
Read MoreYes. Yes, she is on a swing, in case you were wondering. More: Deviance, pt. 9 | Deviance, pt. 8 |...
Read MoreThe matter of the wedding party has been settled. I still have my three best ladies, and the beau now has his five closest buds. We do not feel compelled to have matching numbers of attendants, but I may still borrow one of his...
Read MoreToday it seems like everybody is updating their Facebook and Gmail statuses with comments along the lines of “Wow, I can’t believe it’s already March!”** Man, I am right there with them. Last night I was...
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