3:13 PM me: so i’m all set to go look at dresses on saturday

3:15 PM slimlove: i think that’s awesome

3:22 PM slimlove: i am excited to hear the results of this

me: the results of what?

3:24 PM slimlove: the dress expedition

3:28 PM me: ahhh

right

only have time to go to two stores

3:29 PM slimlove: but still

maybe you’ll find IT

3:30 PM and a gay man in a suit will come and ask you, “is this it? is this your dress?” and you will cry and nod and it will be like a fairy tale