3:13 PM me: so i’m all set to go look at dresses on saturday 3:15 PM slimlove: i think that’s awesome 3:22 PM slimlove: i am excited to hear the results of this me: the results of what? 3:24 PM slimlove: the...
Read MoreLast night the beau and I tallied up all the wedding quotes and estimates and were subsequently rewarded with our first “oh shit” budget moment. We came up with the kind of number that makes you go all BLUH?! and...
Read MoreYou know what? It has come to my attention that living with your beloved is a lot like living with a total stranger. Except sometimes you and the stranger make out. The beau and I are pretty busy people. He travels for work and...
Read MoreYou know what I hate? I hate when I am listening to ridiculous pop hip-hop music, trying to shake it so hard I dislodge my fillings, and then they have to go and break the beat for several measures while the artist — the...
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Yes. Yes, she is on a swing, in case you were wondering. More: Deviance, pt. 9 | Deviance, pt. 8 |...
Read MoreThe matter of the wedding party has been settled. I still have my three best ladies, and the beau now has his five closest buds. We do not feel compelled to have matching numbers of attendants, but I may still borrow one of his...
Read MoreToday it seems like everybody is updating their Facebook and Gmail statuses with comments along the lines of “Wow, I can’t believe it’s already March!”** Man, I am right there with them. Last night I was...
Read MoreA few months ago an ex-boyfriend contacted me on Facebook.* Yeah. Ex-boyfriend. I did things bass-ackwards when I was younger, just so you know. I spent 85% of college shackled in a long-term relationship, and my mid-twenties...
Read MoreFirst of all, can I just say that last night I combined my two most-thought-about topics of yesterday, weddings and olympics, into one dream. Yes, the Wedlympics. Details are hazy, but I’m assuming it involved races to see...
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Yes, I realize this one rips off directly from the LOLcats macro, which we all know is played out...
Read MoreA couple weeks ago a flyer arrived in the mail from Men’s Wearhouse. Some deal on wedding tuxedo rentals. The punchline? It was addressed to me. “This Valentine’s Day, Men’s Wearhouse cordially invites...
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